Thursday, September 18, 2008

Women's Dictionary

Did you heard about women dictionary, not na, don't be confused, here we go:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead

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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 21, 2008 at 5:57 PM

    haha..interesting..
    how abt men's dictionary?

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  2. M M ArifOctober 22, 2008 at 9:19 AM

    Opposite to women dictionary.
    Listen to women, that what she says.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 20, 2008 at 7:08 AM

    They are all the same...If a woman has decided to make your life hell...then you'd wish that you'll never need a woman in your life...And that how I tend to feel that life is unfair...coz we can't live without them...need a woman to piss you off everyday:-)

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  4. M M ArifNovember 20, 2008 at 9:47 AM

    As i always says, that women are like mystery. Which is not possible for men to understand this creature. Agree to you about life is unfair, no way to escape from them. They are part of our life, but sincerely in my case i don't know, how to handle them. Very hard to understand, easy to broke up like childs, pissing you like enemies. So if you have a gf, then you have to not worry about your enemies, she is enough for you to disturb and gave tension all the time.

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  5. Afifah AzmiJuly 2, 2009 at 12:40 AM

    wow, i like d women are like mystery part..n "So if you have a gf, then you have to not worry about your enemies, she is enough for you to disturb and gave tension all the time" is obviously so interestng! haha..

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  6. M M ArifJuly 2, 2009 at 12:50 AM

    @ euphori[a]fi~
    Haha...so u r agree with me in this. Some time this tension has nice feelings...

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